We Are All Prostitutes

No judgment here. Whether you're billing by the hour, pitching on spec, or smiling through a scope-of-work conversation that's clearly going sideways — you show up, you deliver, and you do it with professionalism. This shirt is a quiet nod to everyone who knows exactly what it means to be in the service of a client.

Soft, lightweight, and worn best by those who've invoiced for their dignity.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
• Pre-shrunk with side-seamed construction